She’s a mom, electrocardiographic technician and play in the lingerie football league

Carie Small is a mom, nursing student, electrocardiographic technician and athlete.

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Spider jumps on baby, so what does mom do? Oh, no…dont!

Egads. This mother must have freaked when a spider jumped on her baby. Because she burned the kid trying to get it off. The story: A 5-month-old baby from Wesley Chapel was brought to a Pasco fire station with second-degree burns on his torso, reports tampabay.com. The baby’s mom, Krystal Read More

You don’t want to check in at this hotel. Things go BOOM!

Orlando has way too many hotel rooms. So now it has one less. ‘Cause it went BOOM! That’s what happens when you cook meth in your hotel room. Osceola County cops say the explosion happened in a room at the Carefree Inn near state Road 535 and U.S. 192 on West Irlo Bronson Memorial Read More

Man arrested for grand theft auto while playing Grand Theft Auto game

How ironic is this? Polk County cops found a guy playing the “Grand Theft Auto” video game. Then they later charged him with doing the same – only for real. Cops were investigating the theft of a 1998 Dodge Durango when they arrested Michael Ray Ekes in Haines City, reports Read More

Sign that you shouldn’t own a gun: You have one and accidentally shoot yourself

Hahahahahahahaha…. Sorry. We couldn’t help ourselves. There’s just something about a gun owner accidentally shooting himself that only confirms what we’ve always believed. Guns are really, really dangerous and way too many idiots own them. We don’t mean to be unkind Read More

How’s this for name of a topless bar: Show N Tail

Now here’s some great planning. A home for unwed mothers near a topless bar. Yes, the Bay County Commission is seriously considering this move and the home’s executive director isn’t a happy camper, reports newsherald.com “We would have significant concern,” says Tim Putnam Read More

Bail bondsman to woman: Give me sex or go to jail

What a guy. Allen Robert Burns, Jr., we mean. The 36-year-old is a bail bondsman in Orlando. Or was, we should say.

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Here’s a new one. Guy breaks into school buses — for a ride

We can think of all kinds of ways to get around town. Riding a school bus filled with screaming kids isn’t one of ‘em. But Barry Christopher Martin isn’t your typical guy. When a school bus driver told him he couldn’t get on her bus heading to Shields Middle School in Read More