The Miami Dolphins Even Suck at Sucking
Finally, just when it mattered the least, when a win couldn’t possibly do anything to change the fortunes of this season, this coaching staff, or this fan base’s hopes, the Dolphins FINALLY pull… Continue reading “The Miami Dolphins Even Suck at Sucking” > Read More
Read More >>Talking Points: Miami Dolphins finally realize that pass-first is the way to go
By Beach Blogger at 7 November, 2011, 5:23 am
Programming note: Please join Ben at 10:30 a.m. Eastern for a live Dolphins Q&A. Click the link to ask a question. A trio of Dolphins talking points to kickstart your Monday: 1. Dolphins finally realize: Pass-first is the way to go. When Tony Sparano and Bill Parcells arrived in Miami four Read More
Read More >>Vote: How do you feel about the Dolphins beating the Chiefs?
By Beach Blogger at 6 November, 2011, 10:44 pm
The Dolphins finally won a game, manhandling the Chiefs 31-3 today at Arrowhead Stadium. Cause for celebration, right? Maybe not, as the Dolphins’ win, combined with the Colts’ loss to the Falcons, put a serious dent in the Dolphins’ bid to get the No. 1 pick in the draft and take Stanford Read More
Read More >>Friday morning talking points: Jake Long facing tough assignment in Tamba Hali
By Beach Blogger at 4 November, 2011, 1:01 pm
The Dolphins figure to like their chances when their best offensive lineman, Jake Long, is matching up against the opponent’s best player, which is the case this week. That’s where we start our talking points for Friday: 1. Matt Moore could have time to throw if Jake Long can handle Read More
Read More >>Dolphins defensive coordinator Mike Nolan says he’s never heard of ‘Suck For Luck’
The Dolphins players’ feelings on the “Suck for Luck” movement taking hold in South Florida, in which Dolphins fans root for the team to lose so the team can draft Stanford QB Andrew Luck in the first round in April’s draft, is well documented. Among the stronger comments from the Read More
Read More >>Miami Dolphins Talking Points: Tony Sparano searching for something — anything — to spark his team
Three Dolphins Talking Points to start your Thursday morning: 1. Tony Sparano is a man searching for answers. He hasn’t had many this year, which has spiraled out of control for the Dolphins, now at 0-7. For the time being, he is resorting to changing the team’s routine on the practice field Read More
Read More >>The Dolphins Nearly Pulled It Off This Time. Honestly!
The Flying Bag of Penis that is the Miami Dolphins nearly went and fucked things up by almost winning a game yesterday. But Suck For Luck is alive and well after the New York Giants woke up from … Continue reading “The Dolphins Nearly Pulled It Off This Time. Honestly! ” > Read More
Read More >>The Dolphins Nearly Pulled It Off This Time. Honestly!
By Beach Blogger at 31 October, 2011, 8:41 am
The Flying Bag of Penis that is the Miami Dolphins nearly went and fucked things up by almost winning a game yesterday. But Suck For Luck is alive and well after the New York Giants woke up from … Continue reading “The Dolphins Nearly Pulled It Off This Time. Honestly! ” > Read More
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