Man in wheelchair severely pistol-whipped in his driveway

By at 25 September, 2011, 10:11 am

Definition of a coward: Someone who pistols whips a man born with a rare bone disease causing him to need a wheelchair. The thug(s) did this right in the man’s driveway in Golden Gates, reports the Naples Daily News. Doctors think 23-year-old Francis Domingo Rosa may not survive the Read More

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Revenge of the hooked fish: Barracuda 1; Fisherman 0

By at 20 September, 2011, 8:41 am

John Zeliff, 24, was fishing nine miles off the Naples shoreline when his buddy hooked the barracuda, reports the Naples Daily News. But this razor-toothed fish fought back: At first the fish took off, taking line out quickly, before stopping, turning back towards the boat and jumping out of the Read More

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Men in wigs accused of stealing boas and bras

By at 20 September, 2011, 8:32 am

At Jo-Ann Fabrics, the staff recognized four transvestites, including one in a tight white knit skirt, as some of the same men they had reported to Orlando cops, reports the Orlando Sentinel. A man wearing a tank top and multicolor tights was allegedly seen stuffing his handbag with these items: Read More

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Tony Sparano hints he’d prefer home games be played on Sundays at 1

By at 7 September, 2011, 6:20 pm

Coach Tony Sparano expressed a level of disappointment at his daily press conference Wednesday that this week’s season opener will be played at 7 o’clock Monday evening rather than 1 o’clock Sunday. That could be perceived as a dig at owner Stephen Ross, who has made it clear Read More

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Deputies: ‘Attractive woman’ asks to use bathroom, steals Xbox

By at 28 August, 2011, 8:53 am

Beware of an attractive girl in Bonita Springs that shows up at your door. A man was sitting on his porch when an “attractive” woman walked by. She asked to use his bathroom and he agreed and showed her in, according to a Lee County Sheriff’s report, reports the Naples Daily Read More

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Deputies: ‘Attractive woman’ asks to use bathroom, steals Xbox

By at 28 August, 2011, 8:53 am

Beware of an attractive girl in Bonita Springs that shows up at your door. A man was sitting on his porch when an “attractive” woman walked by. She asked to use his bathroom and he agreed and showed her in, according to a Lee County Sheriff’s report, reports the Naples Daily Read More

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FloriDUH: BOLO pre-Halloween hippie sightings

By at 28 August, 2011, 8:41 am

Hippies are still alive and well this weekend in Florida. Yes, hippies and flower power children came out to celebrate peace, love and tie-dye at the third annual Hippiefest in Daytona Beach, reports The Daytona Beach News-Journal. The smell of incense and the sound of the Beatles’ music Read More

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Deputies: Man caught masturbating near girls at school bus stop | MUG

By at 26 August, 2011, 8:22 am

Luis Fernando Rolon, 30, was allegedly masturbating in front of three young sisters at a bus stop, reports the Naples Daily News. The dad of one of the girls held the Fort Myers man until deputies arrived and arrested him, according to the Lee County Sheriff’s Office arrest report. Get the Read More

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