Sarah Palin Mystery Solved!

By at 7 February, 2010, 2:26 pm

Sarah Palin doesn’t ‘talk to the hand.’ She talks from it! Just like that idiot in eighth grade who sat behind you in the next row: she cheats . Here’s the proof: Below is the YouTube video , which appeared before the close-up of Palin’s right hand became available. Steve Benen has more . Dept. of Amplification 2-07 pm It should be added that Palin wasn’t cribbing notes on her hand because she wanted to be precise about complex numbers, or chemical formulae, or a

specific House bill number or stuff like that. Not even, for that matter, the spelling of a multi-syllable word or two. No, the words she had to cheat on were “Energy,” “Tax,” “Lift American Spirits,” and “Cuts.” That said, it remains to be decided just who is the bigger idiot. Sarah Palin? Or the hapless teabaggers who paid her a cool hundred G’s to read such empty generalities from her hand?

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