Continuing the stream of good news for the island syndicate, John Edwards is formally available for city attorney of Marco Island.

The ex-congressman has confirmed that he in fact did have an affair with a campaign bimbo though he has denied he is the father said bimbo’s in vitro child. (Whether he is the father is inconsequential - recall that these “human beings” support infanticide).

As the two readers of that blog are aware, that blog first suggested the esteem ex-senator, ex-presidential candidate, ex-executive departmental head contender, ex-honest husband, ex-moral father figure as the ideal candidate for city attorney.

But as is customary when truth and/or satire brutally reveals the island’s syndicate, there was an instant response to the suggestion. First, a typical hate/slur posting, and thereupon serial emails

denigrating that author. All anonymous of course - which is a practice once finds counterintuitive since the syndicate, its minions, members, operatives, councilpersons and tentacles are above the law so why hide illegal and immoral activity via pseudo-anonymity?

Now with a confession to the mainstream media (unlike the paper that broke the story, the networks are honest, right?), the ex-person is no longer being considered for any Democrat-led white house and therefore is available “to server elsewhere”. With exceptionally appropriate mental, moral, and “professional” credentials, and with an eerily similar marital issue to that of an ex-city employee, it is once again urged that Senator Edwards be seriously considered by the kakistocracy in ex-paradise to head the rubber-stamping agency.

Original post by Mario R. Sanchez, Ph.D.