Marlins Upgraded to a Category 5 Shitstorm
Seems like only yesterday the Marlins were coming back against teams, overcoming seemingly insurmountable deficits and generally making life depressing for the Mets and Phillies while making a run at history. The Marlins were within grasp of the NL East. Now, they’re a walking catastrophe.
Coming out of the All-Star break, it seems the offense was hit with a serious bout of Sudden Bat Death Syndrome, manager Fredi Gonzalez fell into a self-induced coma, and Kevin Gregg’s arm turned to mulch before our very eyes. Meanwhile, the Mets and Phils continued to pull absent, until what was a one-and-a-half game lead became seven-and-a-half.
Last night, against a lowly Atlanta Braves club that came into Dolphin Stadium boasting a whopping 23-47 road record, the Marlins found themselves on the wrong end of
Flying? For Marlins fans, feels more like they were whacked with a sledgehammer.
– Chris Joseph
Original post by Jose Duran
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