Let me see if I understand all this…

By admin at 8 November, 2009, 9:25 am

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS
HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED
INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE
JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD
FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED
A SPY AND

YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO
POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET A JOB, A DRIVER’S
LICENSE, A SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE, FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS,
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH
CARE, A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON AND IN MANY INSTANCES YOU CAN VOTE.

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Something has got to give…

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Comments
Really? November 8, 2009

You wanna know what that something is? The fact that no one wants to sneak into those countries, But look at europe. I personally would enjoy moving through those countries and in most cases you can do so without any detriment or worry.

victor November 8, 2009

thats a lie you dont get all those things when you come to the U.S and a lot of people die crossing from mexico. Get your fact straight asshole

Heh November 8, 2009

Let me see if I understand all this…

You’re suggesting the United States be more like North Korea, Iran, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, China, Venezuela and Cuba in their policies on illegal immigration? Wow.

I’m not even going to say anything more than that. Just think about it for a few seconds if it’s not too taxing on your pea brain.

Shaking my head November 9, 2009

“Really” you have a reasonable response. Almost too reasonable. I would go the Victor and Heh. You dear sir is an idiot. Where are you getting this from. Fox University? Low tuition feesI assume and you get what you paid for.

kevin November 12, 2009

i dont think anyone is saying we should be more like those countries directly. i think its funny that people on the left love those guys (sean penn, danny devito, and danny glover come to mind) but would scream about us not giving illegals more than we do.

and people do die coming over here. so they should just stay home and fix their own messes.

viva prop 8

FX98 November 12, 2009

Ok, valid argument.
Why not make the illegal visitors perform public service at minimum wage for the state that they enter. Lets see, perform manual labor such as street cleaner, park assistant and maybe even politician. Lets get them a bracelet like the home detention prisoners are required to wear.

ww December 15, 2009

This is just further proof of how much more bad-ass the US is than all those poverty stricken totalitarian regimes. America, Fuck Yeah!

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