Had an strange sign today for Congressional District 25 candidate Joe Garcia, who is running to unseat Mario Diaz-Balart. He launched into a rapid-fire monologue about how much he appreciated my help (huh?!), how well his campaign’s going, blah, blah, bah. Finally, when he mentioned my PAC, I cut him off. Joe! that is Adam Smith of the St Pete Times, not Adam Smith the congressman from Washington.

The intellect reels thinking about the mischief I could have caused whether I’d let him go on thinking I was U.S. Rep. Adam Smith.

"Tancredo was right, Garcia. Miami really is a Third World Country."

"I’m with my mistresses now, Joe. Can you shout me later?"

"Pelosi thinks you’re a sissy."

"Joe, do you like Gladiator movies?"

Original post by Adam Smith